This is a reminder that you are allowed to be proud of your accomplishments. Even if it’s something like advancing in your recovery or learning to draw a perfect kitten or finally being able to make a perfect batch of lasagna. Anyone who tells you that your accomplishments are insignificant because they don’t get you into an Ivy League school or set world records or get you lots of money can go to hell.
MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.
it was so pretty I made my mom pull over so I could sit in it
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
add me on skype so we can just have eachother as contacts and not really talk to eachother because i am unable to begin a conversation
"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
What’s that on your hand????? *holds it* itS ME